Monthly Archives: January 2014

A Lesson in ‘Crastination

Posted on January 23, 2014 by WhiteElephantInTheRoom

At the tender of age of five, I was sitting in the doctor’s waiting room as my mother completed the elaborate registration form that would result in me getting a lollipop. I glanced over her shoulder to make sure she … Continue reading →

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Adverbiably

Posted on January 16, 2014 by WhiteElephantInTheRoom

With the proliferation of abbreviations, emoticons and emojis masquerading as words in our emails and text messages, we somehow seem to be wordier than ever when it comes to our conversational tactics. In particular, we have been plagued by the … Continue reading →

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Clothestrophobia

Posted on January 2, 2014 by WhiteElephantInTheRoom

Shortly after college I moved West from the Chicago suburbs to Arizona – not because of the infamous wind chill, not because I was finally fed up with defrosting my car door with a hair dryer – but because I … Continue reading →

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