Monthly Archives: December 2013

I’m Gonna Pretend I Didn’t Hear That

Posted on December 30, 2013 by WhiteElephantInTheRoom

Selective understanding is a skill we perfect as mere babes right around the time we discover we have opposable thumbs. Dangling earrings, glass Christmas ornaments, shiny knives at the Olive Garden – all beautiful excuses to ignore the screaming “NO!” … Continue reading →

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10 Greatest Holiday Movie Moments

Posted on December 20, 2013 by WhiteElephantInTheRoom

I get sentimental every year Linus uses his blanket as a tree skirt for Charlie Brown’s sad sad tree, I’m on the edge of my seat when Frosty gets stuck inside the hot green house in Frosty the Snowman and … Continue reading →

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Gift-Snooping Naughtiness

Posted on December 16, 2013 by WhiteElephantInTheRoom

By this time of year Santa’s checked his list at least twice, so this leaves us all about a week to cram in as much naughty as possible while the man with all the toys is distracted by elf antics … Continue reading →

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