Monthly Archives: August 2011

Movie Theater Casting Call

Posted on August 22, 2011 by WhiteElephantInTheRoom

Since E.T. first followed the trail of Reese’s Pieces in 1982, I’ve been an avid movie-goer. I’ve sobbed through hours of Sandra/Rachel/Julia films and the loss of $3.50 matinees; I’ve cheered for Patriots and Gladiators and the addition of White … Continue reading →

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I’d Rather Be Shopping for School Supplies

Posted on August 13, 2011 by WhiteElephantInTheRoom

Bikinis are on the clearance rack, Michael’s and JoAnn’s have begun decking the halls, and the CW is airing Gossip Girl previews – all unsettling clues that the end of summer is upon us. Yet while the years of three-month … Continue reading →

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Full Disclosure

Posted on August 8, 2011 by WhiteElephantInTheRoom

Perhaps it all began with the poor sweet lady who didn’t understand that her McDonald’s coffee might be a teensy bit warm, but we officially live in a world full of disclaimers. From the “assembly required” label on the side … Continue reading →

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I Hate Manicures

Posted on August 1, 2011 by WhiteElephantInTheRoom

Getting a manicure is a special kind of torture. You walk inside full of hope as you see happy faces leaning back in their Sharper Image-grade massage lounges. Then you’re forced to sit in a hard chair and strip off … Continue reading →

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