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Unfinished Business: Resolutions
It’s New Year’s Eve morning, and I’m up bright and early to savor one last day of gluttony, sloth and various other deadly sins before my shiny new halo arrives promptly at midnight. This time last year, I made – … Continue reading
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The Ghost of Thanksgiving Future
Remember when you were a kid and there was that one holiday where your whole family would get together and eat turkey and cranberries and be thankful and stuff? Leading up to this splendid feast, there was a whole season … Continue reading
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The Vacation Roller Coaster
In reality, I’m just a short week away from a seven-night Caribbean cruise with some girl friends. In my world, I’m three days of shoveling 14 tons of landscape rock in our backyard, one business trip to New Jersey, and … Continue reading
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Movie Clichés Get a Bad Rep
Although Mom, Dad and school played a role in developing my aptitude for learning, I attribute much of my worldly wisdom to movie-going. Thanks to the big screen, I’m well-equipped to deliver a baby from the backseat of a car … Continue reading
A Lesson in ‘Crastination
At the tender of age of five, I was sitting in the doctor’s waiting room as my mother completed the elaborate registration form that would result in me getting a lollipop. I glanced over her shoulder to make sure she … Continue reading
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Tagged crastination, procrastinate, procrastination, procrastinator, recrastination
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Adverbiably
With the proliferation of abbreviations, emoticons and emojis masquerading as words in our emails and text messages, we somehow seem to be wordier than ever when it comes to our conversational tactics. In particular, we have been plagued by the … Continue reading
Posted in Friends, Humor, Uncategorized, Work, Writing
Tagged actaully, adverbs, frankly, personally, Rhett Butler, Stephen King
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Clothestrophobia
Shortly after college I moved West from the Chicago suburbs to Arizona – not because of the infamous wind chill, not because I was finally fed up with defrosting my car door with a hair dryer – but because I … Continue reading
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I’m Gonna Pretend I Didn’t Hear That
Selective understanding is a skill we perfect as mere babes right around the time we discover we have opposable thumbs. Dangling earrings, glass Christmas ornaments, shiny knives at the Olive Garden – all beautiful excuses to ignore the screaming “NO!” … Continue reading
Gizmos and Gadgets Aplenty
In pursuit of bragging rights and a Tiffany necklace “medal,” I’m in the beginning weeks of training for the Nike Women’s Half Marathon this October in San Francisco. This morning, I geared up for a quick three miler. At my … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Health, Humor, Phone, Social Media, Uncategorized, Wine
Tagged clarisonic, fitbit, gadgets, garmin, gizmos, jambox, marathon, nike, running
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The Sweet Agony of the Spa
Aside from a pedicure here and a facial there, I didn’t experience my first “spa day” until I was 26. My boyfriend at the time got me some uber-deluxe-platinum-premium-special-person package that included six hours of being poked, prodded, polished and … Continue reading
White Elephant in the Room 